Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘sex police’ 42 year old Hanna Wozniak from Poland made over 700 calls to emergency services and local army headquarters demanding a man for sex.
After police traced the calls back to her home, she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.” . She also told phone operators that she would happily start a fire if it meant a hunky fireman would come round for sex afterwards. News reports say a police spokesman made the understatement of the decade by saying “This kind of behaviour is extremely irresponsible.”. Hanna was charged with wasting emergency services time and making threatening phone calls. There is no word on whether anyone actually took pity on her and had sex with her or not.