Thu. Dec 19th, 2024

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A recall has been issued for enoki mushrooms produced by Phillips Mushroom Farms in Pennsylvania.

The mushrooms were packed in clear plastic bags with blue or green graphics and sold from January 13 to 30. Enokis are long, thin white mushrooms, often used in Asian cuisines. Preliminary test results showed potential listeria contamination, but no illnesses have been reported, according to Phillips Mushroom Farms.

Listeria can cause flu-like symptoms, including fever and muscle aches, and sometimes gastrointestinal symptoms such as nausea or diarrhea, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. [source]

Editors note: May also cause feelings of great emotional connection to one’s cat and/or speakers; elevated desire to race motorcycles along the edge of a 1,000 foot cliff; robotishness; failure to recognize the source of those weird lights; detraction from traffic signal importance; loss of facial expression (other than that one look); increased pattern awareness; slight paranoia (or debilitating paranoia); hunger for plastics; ability to converse with chipmunks; exasperation; sleepiness; cheesy ankles (rare); and possible weirdness.

Purchasers are advised to return mushrooms to retailer for a full refund, and full brain enema.

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