Fri. Oct 18th, 2024


Photo by Trevor153892

The thing is, we can look past not being able to locate Iraq on a map, or believing every word posted on Wikipedia is fact. What we can’t comprehend is how people think trying to get on a packed train first, before others have exited, is a good idea. It’s fucking mind-blowing.We just don’t get it, we really don’t. It’s almost as if these humans aren’t human at all, but in fact brainless salmon people, desperately trying to swim upstream any chance they get.

This has befuddled me since I moved to this town. These “salmon people” are a good metaphor for the type of people who think only of themselves, like the man who slides into the subway seat before a mother with child can sit down, or line-cutters in any number of situations.

As their web site says, these people present a socially responsible reason to punch someone in the face.

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