Sexiest Woman of All Time….. WTF?

Sexiest Woman of All Time….. WTF?
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In a recent online poll, Men’s Health has announced that Jennifer Aniston is the “Sexiest Woman of All Time”. The poll ranked the top 100 women and Ms. Aniston topped the list that included Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Raquel Welch, Britney Spears, and Madonna. They probably had June Cleaver, Morticia Adams, Peggy Bundy, and Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies on the list as well.


First off, what kind of man even reads Men’s Health? And secondly, where were the real women on this poll? I mean, sure, every one is inundated with what some New York City fashion magazine or some Los Angeles entertainment television show wants you to believe is sexy. But are they really? Come on, what kind of limp-dicked whimpy whipped guys are you?

You KNOW why you’re here and what sexy is all about; FIT is sexy, STRONG is sexy, MUSCLE is SEXY! When I thought about this, it wasn’t hard to come up with well over 100 ladies with muscle who TOTALLY wipe the floor with the newly crowned “Sexiest Woman of All Time”.  Unfortunately, I have to keep my galleries to a limited number of pictures, or it would take forever for your page to load. But trust me, I sat for over an hour trying to decide which pictures to share with you. It finally came down to just a random selection, but honestly, these women are all smoking hot!


I do apologize to the ladies that I wasn’t able to post, but trust me, each one of them is sexier than any Hollyweird starlet could ever be.

So what makes these ladies sexy? Actually I should ask, what doesn’t make these ladies sexy? And the answer is, NOTHING! Tell me when you’re out with your wife or girlfriend and you see a lady with muscles walk by, that you can’t help yourself. You HAVE to find a way to sneak a peak at her. And what’s even more intriguing is, that night, when you’re making love to your significant other, you’re thinking about all that muscle.

How many of you have joined a gym and hired a personal trainer? Quite a few I’m sure. Now, you have 4 or 5 different trainers to choose from, usually. Do you choose or man or a woman to train you? Knowing what I know about you, and how you think, you choose the lady with muscles every time. It never fails, the female trainers at the gum always have male clients lined up waiting to train. You get in a great workout, go home to your significant other, and fantasize about your trainer. I’m right, aren’t I guys?

So you see, it’s true, you LOVE muscle; it intrigues you, turns you on, makes you toss and turn at night, and creates fantastic sex with your significant other (and then you open your eyes and it’s over), and of course it’s sexy as hell!!!

So move over Hollyweird starlets, true sex appeal is right here in women like Kris Murrell, Danielle Rouleau, Theresa Ivancik, Nikki Warner, Denise Masino, Dana Linn Bailey, Lindsay Mulinazzi and so many more. These women are strong, muscular, sexy, confident and they aren’t afraid to give it to show you just how sexy they are.


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4 Responses to "Sexiest Woman of All Time….. WTF?"

  1. Joseph  December 16, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    preaching to the choir.

  2. CAREYANN  December 17, 2011 at 2:56 am

    Sexy has changed over the years and this article certainly asserts the “new” sexy to be strong and muscular women. When Playboy first came out there was a taboo against seeing the nude models and men were a little shy of admitting their attraction.

    The same thing is happening to muscular and strong women. Men and women are claiming to be freaked out when they are turned on.

  3. Mike F  December 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    There was a time when women with brains were considered aberations. Certainly the selected photos put the stick insects, whom the fashion industry endeavour to portray as “sexy” (presumably to save on material?), to absolute shame. There is nothing LESS sexy to me that a woman whose arms or legs I can span with one hand.
    The sad thing is that young girls around the world believe that thinner is sexier, which is ultimately bad for their health.
    Surely it’s far better for them to have role models who are fit, muscular and strong?

  4. Freeman  December 29, 2017 at 11:19 am

    Obviously, the men polled for this survey are total whimpy whimps who are afraid of muscular, strong women. Not to say that muscular women are sexiest, but c’mon! Jennifer Aniston? She is cute and sexy, but sexiest? No. There’s a whole list of women, muscular or not way sexier. These surveys need to stop asking the average nerdy, non athletic men these kind of questions. I like all types of women, muscular being tops. But there are a lot of sexy women out there, too many to say who is sexiest. Each and every one of us have our own idea of what is sexy. So, to say who is sexiest of all time, can’t be done.


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