Don’t eat a turkey
they are cute and pretty birds
gobble gobble gobble
the sweetest sound I ever heard
Don’t eat a turkey
have tofu instead
then have you some stuffing
even though theres lots of bread
Don’t eat a turkey
they fill them full of roids
just so their breasts get big
it makes me real annoyed
Don’t eat a turkey
theres so much other stuff
get a plate of turnips
and hot chocolate with some fluff
Don’t eat a turkey
cranberries help you when you pee
don’t eat a turkey
please do it for me
Don’t eat a turkey
just eat some peanut butter
talk with a giant mouthful
and people think you stutter
Don’t eat a turkey
they have their peckers on their face
so don’t eat a turkey
and join the human race
Don’t eat a turkey
let them run in the wild
remember every one of them
has a little child
Don’t eat a turkey
it’s just gross
get some rasberry jelly
and put it on some toast
Don’t eat a turkey
do pushups instead
find a funny hat
and put it on your head
Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope you like my song
I hope it made you laugh
remember eating turkey
is like eating a giraffe. -LVB