Seeking to stand out from the crowd, and gain extra eyes in the lineup, female bodybuilder Lindsay Smith has decided to get 3 breast implants instead of 2.
“I’ve talked this over with my husband, and he’s ok with it. The more the merrier, was his exact comment. You have to do what you have to do to gain recognition these days.”
World Natural Bodybuilding Federation (WNBF) officials refused to comment on Smith’s enhancements. Despite the WNBF’s silence, sources have told Female Muscle that they believe rule changes are in order, but in the mean time, the third breast may actually help Lindsay Smith’s placement.
“I know they won’t comment in public,” Lindsay said. “But one official told me that the third breast was rather quite nice. He also told me that bodybuilding was about aesthetics, and the third breast would definitely add points to the scorecard.”
After her upcoming competition, Lindsay Smith plans to take time off. She has landed a book deal with Random House, and will be hitting the road.
“I will be taking my books, and my third breast, on tour! But don’t look for the last name Smith. It’s too generic. I will soon be changing my last name to Milkwagons.”
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