Wed. Sep 18th, 2024

Nothing like breaking into someone’s house naked, and then being discovered wearing women’s clothing in another home. At least this burglar was creative and didn’t wear the cliched black clothing with a ski cap on…I guess?
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From Yahoo News:

GOLDEN, Colo. – Authorities said a naked intruder startled a woman in her home west of Denver, then fled in a sheet to another home where he was discovered wearing women’s clothing. Jefferson County deputies said the first break-in occurred shortly before 7 a.m. Monday. The man fled when the woman screamed.
Deputies said he entered a nearby home through an unlocked door, where the female owner discovered him in a bathroom wearing women’s underwear, a nightgown, stockings and a scarf.
He was arrested in the front yard by deputies alerted by a call from the first home.
Clinton S. March, 24, was arrested on burglary, indecent exposure and theft charges. No phone listing could be found for him, and it wasn’t clear whether he had a lawyer.