In a shocking turn of events, the FDA announced that it has sent 23,320 letters of question to bodybuilding.com forum and Bodyspace members. Last night, the FDA held a press conference outside the supplement distribution warehouse of bodybuilding.com, and had this to say about the new development:
“Anyone that has purchased products tainted with steroids, prohormones, or any other supplement that bodybuilding.com has been selling that contains illegal substances, can expect to be questioned in this investigation. Letters of question have also been sent to bodybuilding.com affiliates.
The FDA is mounting a full scale investigation into all aspect of bodybuilding.com’s supplement sales. We went after the giant in the industry, but aren’t stopping there. Anyone affiliated with bodybuilding.com better watch their backs. Time to flush your juice, boys and girls.”
NOTE: This article is satire. This event never took place. But it’s fun to pretend.
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