Wed. Apr 24th, 2024

On this historic day for America, and the world, Lori fondly remembers her trip to our nations capital.
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Lori also regrets not accepting President Obama’s invitation to be the nations Female Muscle Czar.
(From the BNN – Braun News Network) :
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While she said she was flattered to be nominated, Ms. Braun reluctantly declined the illustrious appointment stating, “I have so much to do and so very little time that I must decline The President’s generous offer. If I don’t keep constant watch on my staff, they will ignore business and play video games all day long. I cannot allow this to happen. I am sure that one of the many other candidates, with more free time, will step up and proudly serve their country”. Ms Braun then flexed her bicep to the cheers of thousands of onlookers and well-wishers who had gathered to hear her speak.

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