
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Gym Peeves (Or How to Piss Me Off)
Gym peeves. You know you have them. You might even be the cause of some of them without even knowing it. Being a notoriously less-than-tolerant person of the masses, I was curious to see if my gripes had any merit, so I polled other experienced gym-goers, bumped up the results with my list of...
October 4th, 2009 | Humor, Training | Read More
Bodybuilding.com Lackey, Hardbody.com, Irate about Humor!
Hardbody.com, a Bodybuilding.com affiliate and fellow steroid supplement peddler, is angry! And they’re just not going to take it anymore! What are they angry about? Humor.
Yes, you read that correctly. Isaac Hinds and the gang at hardbody.com are mad at Female Muscle for using satire to make...
October 1st, 2009 | Humor | Read More
Bodybuilding.com Pleads for Employee, Member Donations
The owners of Bodybuilding.com are now asking for website members and employees to donate a minimum of twenty dollars to their legal fund in a effort to try to protect the nearly 2 million members who could potentially be swept up in the ever expanding federal steroid investigation started last Friday.
The...
October 1st, 2009 | Humor, News | Read More
Bodybuilding.com Reduces the Size of it’s Balls
It was announced today that Bodybuilding.com has cancelled it’s 2009 Halloween ball slated for Saturday, Oct 31st, at its supplement distribution warehouse in Idaho. The supplement giant also announced that it’s annual company Christmas party and dance would be cut back this year as well.
In...
September 30th, 2009 | Humor, News | Read More
23,320 Bodybuilding.com Members to be Investigated
In a shocking turn of events, the FDA announced that it has sent 23,320 letters of question to bodybuilding.com forum and Bodyspace members. Last night, the FDA held a press conference outside the supplement distribution warehouse of bodybuilding.com, and had this to say about the new development:
Premium...
September 26th, 2009 | Humor | Read More
Woman Sues: They Made Me Look Like Arnold!
Susan Phearus is suing a local Wisconsin gym for $2 million dollars. The claim? That the workouts she performed in an 8 week span made her look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“I just wanted to tone up. But the gym’s personal trainer made me do bench presses, squats and bicep curls. He assured...
September 8th, 2009 | Humor | Read More
Female Bodybuilder: Third Breast Will 1-up the Competition
Seeking to stand out from the crowd, and gain extra eyes in the lineup, female bodybuilder Lindsay Smith has decided to get 3 breast implants instead of 2.
“I’ve talked this over with my husband, and he’s ok with it. The more the merrier, was his exact comment. You have to do what you...
September 1st, 2009 | Humor | Read More
Male Cheerleaders Sick of Stereotyping
“He’s dumb,” “he’s feminine,” “he’s ditzy,” and “they’re snobs” – chances are you’ve probably heard them all. And those are just a few of the typical comments made about male cheerleaders. Why can’t an activity...
August 29th, 2009 | Humor | Read More






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